Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Annnnd, were back.

Sorry about the lack of activity lately guys, we are both currently preoccupied with school and other things that have priority over our need to inform you all on current events. BUT WORRY YOU NOT we are back with fresh idea's and extra exploitation of human beings we have never met.
Stay tuned for new episodes and more!

Regards
TwoGuysOneChannel
Ilias, Jasper, and Gandhi

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

After a hectic summer break...

TwoGuysOneChannel are back!!
Yes we found Ilias, a long with some disturbing footage that will be posted with an upcoming video!

What to expect from us this year:

More witty and snappy humor that most of you are already addicted to, accompanied by the latest new flashes and commentary on current events.

Stay tuned marvelous viewers, the best is yet to come!!!

Regards
Ilias and Jasper
TwoGuysOneChannel

Sunday, December 21, 2008

HELP FIND ILIAS!!!

It seems that during the incursion of the recently summer holidays Ilias seems to have become... lost. No one has any idea were he is, and was last spotted yelling at a homeless man at the Bourke St Mall. He was later escorted to a secured environment for unlawful behavior, but somehow has seemingly fled from said location. Unfortunately this means twoguysonechannel cannot create more videos until he is found.

If you see Ilias or know were he is please message us on YouTube (www.youtube.com/twoguysonechannel) or better yet if you could obtain video footage of Ilias during his disapearance please send them as a reply to our latest video!

Thank you for you help and apologies for this unforseen tragedy.
My thoughts go out to his family, may you find the bastard asap!!

Regards
An anxiouse Jasper

Thursday, December 4, 2008

TwoGuysOnePhone? (and our Christmas Cheer)

Following on from such prominent YouTubers as AngryAussie and Blunty3000 and their success on the idea, we are now considering buying a shared phone to take your calls so you guys can live chat with us (in the interest of EXTRA interactivity!). 

And also, in the interest of staying 'down with the kids' and majorly selling out, we're also putting out the idea of a shared TwoGuysOneChannel MySpace or FaceBook account. What do you guys think?

And - while you guys are getting ready for Christmas (only thirteen sleeps away, fellas...), we're thinking of setting up a feature called 'TwoGuysOneChannel's Top Ten Failed Christmas Hits CountDown", celebrating all the least successful Christmas Movies ranging anywhere from 50's to 2008! If you think of a special christmas movie of yours you have somewhere buried in the attic deserves the honour, please don't hesitate to message our YouTube Account OR email us on 2guys1channel@gmail.com.

Thanks for stopping by, as I mentioned earlier, you can contact us by either YouTubing us, or just email us on 2guys1channel@gmail.com.

Regards
Jasper and Ilias
TwoGuysOneChannel

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Camp Lich King

G'day guys!(and gals!)

Unfortunately Jasper is on camp for the week in bum fuck no were and Ilias just got Wrath of the Lich King so don't expect videos until next thursday :P!
Sorry Guys

If your interested in playing WoW with Ilias here are his deatails:
Server: Lightnings Blade
Character: Cono, Level 70, Tauren Hunter. Horde

Thanks for patience and sorry for any inconvenience.

Regards
TwoGuysOneChannel

Thursday, November 20, 2008

How YOU Can Help!

Due to the evident lack of actual information on our most recent entry "Seeing Through Rose-Coloured Glasses", I made an executive decision of posting an entirely new entry in the same day as the most recent was posted; going against a rule that I promised myself I would never break. Here I'll be hooking you up with a few interesting links, giving you ALL sides of the story, but mostly ours. 
In our next weekly addition (which, most unfortunately, WILL NOT be going ahead next week as Jasper is on a school camp) we will be giving a little more detailed insight into what the bastard politicians are trying to sneak past us.

Some international viewers think that harsh censorship laws in Australia won't affect them. Let me tell you now, thats far from the truth. Countries (especially western societies) have big influences on others which share their style of government. If they get it past us... how long will it take until it affects you?
And to our domestic viewers; some say this is just a minor censorship law. Only just over 10,000 websites will be blocked from our virgin innocent eyes compared to the millions upon millions that will get by. But stupid laws like this (and enforcement of laws like this) will always snowball... I don't know about you - but I don't want to live in an Australia where you can't finish typing in 'Stolen Generation' into Google before you're whisked off to the station for "interrogation".

What I'm saying, people, is that we NEED to stop this pathetic law from being passed; write to your local member, write to the government, throw your support behind TwoGuysOneChannel.
And keep in mind that Online Petitions don't mean shit, and if you send an angry letter to your member, it will probably not even reach him/her.

Here are some handy links if you're in the mood for researching:
www.techcrunch.com/2007/12/30/australia-joins-china-in-censoring-the-internet/
www.efa.org.au/
www.nocleanfeed.com/
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=eXSvzvQC5vo
And something a little off the hook:
www.netalarmed.com

Just keep in mind people
"It is not the function of Government to keep the citizen from falling into error; it is function of the citizen to keep the Government from falling into error"

And that, kids, is why communism doesn't work.

Cheers;
"The Gang"
Jasper and Ilias

Seeing Through Rose-Coloured Glasses - The Internet Filter

We were debating on the most efficient way to keep in touch with our viewers and we decided that a blog would suffice. But after a few months of virtually no activity, we re-thought the matter and eventually decided that we should actually BLOG on the blog in order to stay in touch. So post all your criticisms, suggestions, and/or requests. In our most recent video, we put in a brief mention on the Internet Censorship due to be put in place in Australia sooner than you can imagine! If you're interested in fighting the demonic power we call THE GOVERNMENT - keep your ears on the street and head down low (and an eye on our Youtube Profile).

Cheers
"The Gang"
Jasper and Ilias